::Top 15 LoTR Quotes You Never Heard
6:28 p.m. - 2004-01-22
And as a special bonus, for all you Lord of the Rings nerds out there, a little listy upcheer. And in case you're keeping score, this is two entries in one day!
The Top 15 Quotes We Wish Were in the "Lord of the Rings" Movies
15. "Say my name, dwarf!"
14. "Look, Sam, my name isn't *Mr.* Frodo -- it's Frodo. Mr. Baggins if you're nasty."
13. "You had me at 'Aiya vanima.'"
12. "Nice work killing that Orc, faithful friend, but still it twitches. Slay it again, Sam!"
11. "I. Don't. Like. The. Leggings. Drying. On. The. Rod!"
10. "It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring... doo-wah-tee-wah, doo-wah-tee-wah, doo-wah-tee-wah, doo-wah-tee-wah!"
9. "Brethren of Gondor, we are gathered here to join Arwen Evenstar and Aragorn, son of Arathorn, in holy matrimony. Frodo, do you have the ring?"
8. "Elvens have left the building."
7. "Attention, audience: Fair Arwen is speaking, so you may all relax, as nothing important will take place. The next 10 minutes would be an excellent time to go pee."
6. "Legolas my Eggolas!"
5. "Go not by that path, Aragorn! For my young companion Osment sees dead people!"
4. "Smeagol, do you like movies about gladiators?"
3. "You sure you ain't never been just a wee bit curious, Mr. Frodo?"
2. "Ha! Let the dark armies of Saruman come! It would take an entire brigade of giant mutant four-tusked elephants to conquer our... well, son of a bitch!"
1. "Run, forest, run!"
I sto...borrowed this from Lindsey. But I thought it was very very funny. :)
